Wednesday, July 29, 2009

waiting for inspiration...

i know, i know, some of you have been somewhat skeptical, does Jake REALLY write his own blog?

in the name of journalistic truth, here is a pic of me at the computer, waiting for inspiration, and getting ready to tap out my Jake's Doggie Bag.

here i am writing my blog

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Monday, July 27, 2009

thank god the lipstick is fading....

those of you who wrote in saying that I looked embarassed with my little collection of pink lipstick kisses, well, the answer is twofold: of course i was a little embarassed, who wouldn't be covered with such pink-kissy-ness? excuse me, its a guy thing. would YOU go out like that? i thought not.

but also, you know, i'm pretty good about showing several emotions: i do embarassed quite well.

and i also do sly. sometimes i can look sooooo embarassed. and other times i can look sooooo sly.

perhaps i should be an acting dog, that is, a dog acting, not acting like a dog. that i can do cause thats what i am. but my repertoire is limited; embarssed and sly pretty much covers it. then there is the keen and eager look when i hear the word walkies.

anyhow the lipstick has finally faded away and i've got my dignity back. good news, eh folks?

Friday, July 24, 2009

kisses, kisses all over me!

kisses all over me, can you see the ones on my head? oy! its not good for a guys street cred, i'm telling you, if jackson or alfie or mutley see me like this, i'll have to give them a little bite to keep em from laughing at me. but whatcha gonna do? she loves me. and she feeds me chicken. i guess thats worth a little smooching.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I wonder who's eating from her doggy bag now....

I miss her....oh i know i might look as happy-go-lucky as always, but in my heart i do miss her. i miss playing bottoms up and drag along the floor with her for one thing. also meals are not nearly as good.

there she is in italy, a country filled with affectionate dogs. is she thinking of me or has she been frolicking with, say, a pack of hounds on a buffalo mozzarella farm?

i wonder who's eating from her doggy bag now....

signed, one kinda sad jake

Saturday, May 23, 2009

shocking pink, #172

I love Marlena's new pink lippy, noting that it is Mabelline #172, for future reference, in case she forgets, i can remind her accordingly. i also note that she slicks a layer of a shimmery long-lasting reddish sparkly layer over it. mmmmm. good.

my marlena is so kissable. my only wish is that they made lipstick with the taste of pigs liver or squirrel. i love licking her beautiful lips, but oh if they tasted like, say, crispy pig, i'd be even happier.