my name is jake

my name is Jake.

i'm a small jack russell with short little legs and a big appetite for the good things in life: chicken, pigs liver, rice pudding, ripe plums, cat food, and carrot soup. Thats only so far, I know there is so much more out there for me to discover, but i'm just a young pup!

Favourite pastimes include: walking walking walking, my little legs going as fast as they can; I love chasing the sunbeams as they stream into the window, barking at the dogs in the neighbourhood (I HATE jackson, am very fond of mutley, want to have my way with molly), and smelling the smelliest things I can find along the way. My dream would be to savage the letter carrier; oh that would make me the happiest dog ever even though she is a very nice lady and doesn't deserve harm. Its just so tempting, i can't explain what propells me to my state of insanity when she arrives each morning. When the letters come sailing through the slot on the door, I shake and rip them apart, til they lie there motionless and are no harm to anyone. So satisfying!

I look forward to sharing my life, discoveries, and observations with you, and i promise, even if i really really want to, I won't bite you....even if I really want to! (grrrrr...) (just kidding!)