peeing on trees is so fabulous.....

I understand now why it feels so fabulous to pee on every tree and bush and sign and wall i pass on walkies. its like broadcasting what i'm up to, that i've been passing by, that i'm king of the road. peeing on the trees is pr, journalist, stories about me, its the equivilant to being on the front page of the New York Times, being on a newsflash on the BBC World Service.